Suicide Pie and the Effects of Carbon on an Infantile Brain
Last night was the big show, and no Blaine, I'm not talking about your penis.
125 people showed up, I can't believe it. I mean, I can believe it, becuase I was there, I saw the whole thing go down, but I certainly wasn't expecting that big of a turn out.
Yay for us!
We put on a kick-ass show! I'm pretty sure last night was what one might call "alternative comedy" if one were to put a label on the type of comedy that went on last night. And again, Blaine, I'm not talking about your penis.
Yes, the crowd was kind of tight. It was almost as if they were afraid to laugh. Maybe next time I won't threaten them before the show. But we all learn from mistakes don't we. Stop judging me.
Eveyone had a great set, especially Lizzy, Doug and Blaine. I couldn't be more proud if I had nursed them myself. You know... when they were younger... It was so good to see Lizzy actually have a good time on stage! Woohoo!
Anyway, I don't care what anybody says, comics can be good people. To everyone who participated in the show last night: I love you but I'm not in love with you (yes Blaine, NOW I'm talking about your penis). Thank you so much!!! I owe you big time, and by big time I mean chocolates I guess.
More later, I have to get back to work. Shhhh.
125 people showed up, I can't believe it. I mean, I can believe it, becuase I was there, I saw the whole thing go down, but I certainly wasn't expecting that big of a turn out.
Yay for us!
We put on a kick-ass show! I'm pretty sure last night was what one might call "alternative comedy" if one were to put a label on the type of comedy that went on last night. And again, Blaine, I'm not talking about your penis.
Yes, the crowd was kind of tight. It was almost as if they were afraid to laugh. Maybe next time I won't threaten them before the show. But we all learn from mistakes don't we. Stop judging me.
Eveyone had a great set, especially Lizzy, Doug and Blaine. I couldn't be more proud if I had nursed them myself. You know... when they were younger... It was so good to see Lizzy actually have a good time on stage! Woohoo!
Anyway, I don't care what anybody says, comics can be good people. To everyone who participated in the show last night: I love you but I'm not in love with you (yes Blaine, NOW I'm talking about your penis). Thank you so much!!! I owe you big time, and by big time I mean chocolates I guess.
More later, I have to get back to work. Shhhh.
posted by Meghan @ 2:40 pm
7 Comments:
At 9:21 am,
Blaine said…
Everyone,
I would just like you all to know that my penis made no appearances at any time during the show.
In fact, I made certain to leave it at home because it can get so out of hand.
Ha! Zing!
The Commander
"Spelling Officer On The Deck
At 10:45 am,
Meghan said…
Don't be crude.
At 4:47 pm,
Unknown said…
Would the female form of this joke be referred to as a
punt?
At 4:56 pm,
Blaine said…
Nice try, Meghan.
I know you only said that because your parents read your blog.
I've heard you say swearing words before.
I'm sorry you have to find out this way, Mrs. Hounshell.
Regretfully,
The World's Greatest Speller
At 5:03 pm,
Meghan said…
PLEASE. Blaine, I am a LADY!
And Killorn,
You are close with Punt, but no cigar. If you go on the assumption that I should have used the word "cock" instead of penis, the female form of what I should have used would be "cunt." And since both of those particular forms of the words for human genitalia begin with the letter C - it follows suit that when I use the word "Penis," clearly I mean the female form to begin with the letter P as well. However, the word that is closely aligned with "Penis" is "Vagina." So in this case, the correct word to use would be "Pagina."
Blaine, I expect a spelling report on my errors.
At 5:33 pm,
Unknown said…
How bouts I try again?
What's a pun delivered by a lady?
A PUNT, because female comedians aren't funny!
Wokka WOKKA!! Buurp.
At 5:42 pm,
Meghan said…
Nice try again Killorn, but I believe a pun told by a lady is called a Doug.
HA!
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