Hakuna my Ta-Ta's

Collin Reade (not Moulton) is very talented.
Not to mention cute as a button.
This button in particular.
I opened for him at the Clearwater Casino on Wednesday.
Saturday I opened for him at the Comedy Underground in Tacoma.
Many thanks to Blaine.
And by "opened for him" I mean comedically you pervs.

The guitar is back.
I welcome its presence.
No song parodies, I promise.

March 24th-26th I am C0-featuring the Underground with Boxcar.
Opening for Cathy Sorbo.
At least as far as I know.
The Comedy Underground Event Calendar says otherwise.
However, I have an email from Jon Fox.
I just don't know what to believe any more.

Following are some pictures from my sister's wedding:


I think I should blank out my right half more often in pictures. My left side is HOTT!


The Bride and Groom



My sister on her wedding day.


Solid proof that my dad is in the mafia.


Me, my nephew and someone's ear.


Me. Doing the Robot.