I've been writing some new jokes, I've got one on the Spanish language, one on Oprah, and finally, a new rape joke. I know we've all been waiting for a new rape joke. Tonight I'm working at the Everett HoJo for P.Diddy, I not particularly looking forward to it. Are you surprised? I didn't think so. Is that a sentence fragment? This blogger thing should get grammar check. Or, we can start educating our children better. Which is why I'm on my quest for fame, so that, as a celebrity, I can campaign for the youth of America.

Look at me, I'm noble.