Oops, I TOTALLY forgot that I love comedy.

As many of you know, I haven't been around in the "comedy scene" much lately. It's not you, it's me. I've just been wandering around lately thinking to myself, "I used to enjoy something... now... what WAS it?!"

Well this week has been a pleasant reminder. Thanks to Jen Kober for intruding upon my apartment and crashing at my place with her girlfriend Susan, her guitar player Justin, and her long-ass showers that I call Thelonious Monk (for no particular reason). Jen called Tuesday and I said to myself, "dude... this seems totally familiar... crap... where do I know her from!?" And then she reminded me that oh yeah, I'm a comic, and the last time I did this "comedy" was in San Francisco four years ago. So I agreed to let them into my home.

THUS I kept promising to show up at the competition shows. They said, "come to Kent" I said, "okay! Oh wait, I can't... I... I have to nap or something." They said, "come to Moses Lake" I said, "Okay! Oh wait... I can't... I... I don't drink anymore." They said, "No one believes you're going to show up on Monday" I said, "I'll show them!"

And I did... and um... I have to say...

I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH COMEDY!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! I'M SORRY I'VE NEGLECTED YOU! I'M SORRY I LEFT WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE! PLEASE! TAKE ME BACK BABY! I LOVE YOU! I'VE CHANGED BABY! I'VE CHANGED! I AM YOURS! TAKE ME BACK BABY! TAKE ME BACK!!!